The Virginity Hit – Netflix Movie Review by @mikethemovieguy

Yep, THE VIRGINITY HIT is on DVD baby! I had already seen it in theaters, but I wanted my gal to see it. Not going to lie…when it hit stores…I went out looking for it…I hit Super Target (which ended NOT being so super) and Wal-Mart…couldn’t find the damn thing!

Bad Biology – Netflix movie review by @mikethemovieguy

Now this was a crazzzzzzyyy flick. (LOL) Trust me…2 minutes into and you’re like, “WTF?!” Ok, let me tell you about it…it’s about this girl…who you could has a large sexual appetite…every time she has sex…within 2 hours…she goes into labor and has a crazy looking fetus thing (Yeah, I

TRAIN – Netflix review by @iwatchmike

TRAIN…what can I say about this movie. It’s been done before…American’s visit another place on the globe…BAM!! They’re getting their insides cut out and sold on the black market! (LOL) The movie reminded me of Tourista….but that had hotter chicks. Now, don’t get me wrong…it wasn’t THAT bad…just a little

VENGEANCE – Netflix review by @mikethemovieguy

I got the heads up on this one from Attack of the Show and it’s dope! Who doesn’t love some gangsta REVENGE flicks?! It reminded me of DEATH WISH with Charles Bronson, but HE was doing all the killing. (LOL) Yep, that’s why the movie’s about…check out the trailer! As

My Netflix review for HARD CANDY

I watched this one earlier tonight and I must say…it was pretty good. Pretty fuked up if you ask me, so if you watch it – be ready. (LOL) Real talk…I’m not a huge fan of Ellen Page, but when I read what the movie was about – it caught

My Netflix review for SUCK

Yeahhhh, that was the video from the movie SUCK. If you like vampire flicks…you should check this one out. It’s got a hella cool cast…Alice Cooper, Henry Rollins, Iggy Pop, Moby, and even Malcolm McDowell. As you can see from the video – the movie’s about a band called The

My Netflix review for 2001 MANIACS: FIELD OF SCREAMS

Ok, I randomly picked this one from Netflix. Once it started I was like, “Ok, doesn’t seem like this is going to be the greatest movie.” Just the way it was filmed, it just didn’t work for me. BUTTTT, when it finally got going…I was like, “WTF am I watching!?!?”

My Netflix review for CHUMSCRUBBER

NOW this was a dope movie. It reminded me of DONNIE DARKO, all twisted and weird. CHUMSCRUBBER’S about this high school suburban kid, named Dean who’s pharmaceutical drug dealing friend commits suicide and how he deals with everything. Well, that’s not all…see, his friend had a “business” with 3 other

My review for the EXAM

I checked out EXAM the other night. I liked this one. The movie’s about 8 people who want the ultimate dream job. It’s pretty simple…they have 80 minutes to figure out and answer one question…and that’s it. These people are nuts though…ONLY one person’s getting the job…so you can only

My Netflix movie review for WAR WOLVES

GOODLORD…this movie was supa wack!! I even tried finding a trailer for you guys and gals…but I couldn’t find anything. Look at the poster – those girls are supposed to be werewolves…instead they look like angry elves. (LOL) I was going to go into the movie…but, I really don’t wanna

My Netflix movie review for CROSSING OVER

Now, THIS is a movie you have to see. I purposely left the trailer off my review. If you’re a fan of movies like CRASH…this one’s right up you’re alley. The movie’s got a few stories going on…then they all come together…not going to lie…I dig movies like this. If

My Netflix Movie Review – Wilderness

I liked this one and it you watched the trailer – it doesn’t give away too much. It’s a pretty cool movie. It’s about a group of kids who are in this type of detention center…something happens where their forced to spend a little time on this island. (time to

My Netflix Movie Review – Valhalla Rising

I purposely placed the poster artwork instead of the trailer. If you’re a fan of Gladiator, 300, or Braveheart…VALHALLA RISING is for you. It kind of reminded me of Conan, but with way more blood and guts. The movie’s about a slave…who’s only purpose is…to kill…chop…punch…bite…anything for survival. “Something” happens…and

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