My Movie Review: “Solomon Kane”

I check out SOLOMON KANE the other night. Find it. Watch it…that’s all I’m saying. I hope you enjoy my review. listen to ‘My Movie Review: “Solomon Kane”’ on Audioboo

My Movie Review: “VHS”

I checked out another flick…and this was a horror movie people. VHS. If you’re looking for something to watch for the Halloween season…this might be the movie. listen to ‘My Movie Review: “VHS”’ on Audioboo

My Movie Review: “Resident Evil: Retribution”

I checked out RESIDENT EVIL: RETRIBUTION and here’s my review. Did you see it yet? What did you think? listen to ‘My Movie Review: “Resident Evil: Retribution”’ on Audioboo

@ThisFunktional Reviews Movie: “Looper”

Review By Jesus Figueroa LOOPER comes back around as only a time traveler. Having murders be impossible to conceal in the future, gangsters send their victims to the past where a looper, a hired killer, takes care of the job. It blurs the like of morality since technically the person being killed

My Movie Review: “End of Watch” (audio)

I checked out another movie… END OF WATCH is now playing in theaters. listen to ‘My Movie Review: “End of Watch”’ on Audioboo

@ThisFunktional Reviews Movie: “To Rome with Love”

Review By Jesus Figueroa The bi-lingual witty Woody Allen comedy TO ROME WITH LOVE has something for everyone. Half of the story is in Italian so if subtitles are not your thing, well, it still may be quite enjoyable, coming out strong with its Woody Allen charm. Jerry, Woody Allen

Watch My Movie Review: “Taken 2″ (video)

Check it out movie fans…I recorded a new movie review and it’s for TAKEN 2. Don’t forget…it hit theaters today…oh, I forgot to mention…you get to see Maggie Grace in a bikini. If you’ve seen it…what did you think?

@ThisFunktional Movie Review: “Underground”

Review By Jesus Figueroa The story in UNDERGROUND is very cheesy. It keeps an element of horror but not much. Situations become very routine and predictable. There’s not much suspense to it just long pauses that seem to not really lead to much. There is so many computer generated images in this

@ThisFunktional Reviews: “Rock of Ages” DVD

 Review By Jesus Figueroa ROCK OF AGES comes out on Blu-ray October 9th with an extended cut of the already awesome musical. There are a few scenes that were not in the theatrical release that are just hot and sexy. The theatrical version was already packed with some of the great

@ThisFunktional Reviews: “Sinister”

Review By Jesus Figueroa Ethan Hawk takes horror to a new level in SINISTER as he keeps the scares coming with his role as Ellison. 99% of the time the story surrounds Ellison, a writer who is in search of another great story to boost him back up to his

@ThisFunktional Reviews: “Pitch Perfect”

Review By Jesus Figueroa Highly entertaining and comical PITCH PERFECT takes a-cappella competition and fights through many story holes. Through it all there’s attractive college women singing and the comedy of Fat Amy played by Rebel Wilson. Fat Amy keeps taking shots at herself for being fat and some of

@ThisFunktional Reviews: “Dredd 3D”

The future America is an irradiated waste land. On its East Coast, running from Boston to Washington DC, lies Mega City One–a vast, violent metropolis where criminals rule the chaotic streets. The only force of order lies with the urban cops called “Judges” who possess the combined powers of judge,

My Movie Review: “Lawless”

LAWLESS is the true story of the infamous Bondurant Brothers: bootlegging siblings who made a run for the American Dream in Prohibition-era Virginia. In this epic gangster tale, inspired by true-life tales of author Matt Bondurant’s family in his novel “The Wettest County in the World,” the loyalty of three

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