Mike the Movie Guy on November 24th, 2009 | MOVIE REVIEWS
Hey Ninja fans!! You knew I had to do it – after making a few calls and getting denied at the door! I did it…yes, I became a “brown” ninja and used my ninja skillz…I got into the Edwards Theater! YES…I had to see it…NINJA ASSASSIN. (LOL) Was it dope? Hell to tha Yeah!! This flick was off the chain! People…the first 5 minutes of the movie – - – CRAZZYYY BLOOD AND GUTS! I LOVED IT!
This movie is defiantly a date flick! (LOL)
Ninja Assassin stars super kick butt dude…Rain. He was in Speed Racer…remember? How about this – the dude’s a Korean pop star…huge following!! Ok, you’re probably saying to yourself – can a pop star be a supa NINJA! Hell to tha Yeah!!
OK, let me tell you about the movie – this secret ninja clan takes little kids from the streets and makes them into killer assassins. Well, Raizo (Rain) is one of these dudes…”SOMETHING” happens to Raizo and he decides to go after the clan…yes…the WHOLE NINJA CLAN! With the help with chick – he plans on taking them out…any way he can.
People…Ninja Assassin has some kick ass fight scenes – - haven’t seen stuff like this in a long time…but…be prepared…there’s a lot of blood, guts, heads being chopped off, legs sliced, ninja stars in eye balls…EVERYTHING! IT’S AWESOME! (LOL)
This Thanksgiving holiday – grab the loved ones and see NINJA ASSASSIN!
It’s all about family! (LOL)









