on November 21st, 2010 | DVD REVIEWS

FROZEN is about the 3 people…one girl and two guys…who decide to hit the slopes for the weekend…not having enough cash, they convince the girl to flirt with the ski lift dude so he’ll lift them up to the top of the mountain for free. The flirting works, but as they are going up…something happens and the ski lift stops. They think someone’s messing with them but when the lights go out – - it’s all for reallllllll!!!! Now these fools need to figure a way to safety…without breaking any bones, starving, freezing to death, or being eaten by the lovely forest animals. (LOL) It’s a crazy ass skiing movie people. (LOL) I’m never going on a ski lift and IF…that’s a big IF…I go on one. I’m going to have a backpack…packed with flares, two bowie knives, glow sticks, protein bars, and a referee whistle!!!

I give FROZEN – - 7 out of 10 POPCORNS!