on July 29th, 2011 | DVD REVIEWS

I watched GUTTERBALLS the other day…talk about an interesting flick. It kind of started off a little corny…maybe it was because I found some of the people in the movie annoying as hell. I wanted to chop their heads off! (LOL) GUTTERBALLS is about two groups of teenagers…their bowling at this midnight disco night thing…once thing leads to another and a fight breaks out. One of the dudes gets his ass kicked!

After the fight – everyone decides to leave…cool off and return the next night for a another round of midnight ‘trash talking’ bowling. Unfortunately one of the ‘good’ girls forgets her purse and goes back inside the bowling alley…all BY HERSELF. Not a good thing people. All of sudden the ‘bad’ dudes attack the girl – beat her up and rape her…not like once…but try like 4 different times! THE ACCUSED ain’t got nothing on this scene…one word…’Bowling Pin’…that’s all I’m gonna say. Pretty intense stuff people…the whole time I was watching…I was like, “BRING ON THE KILLER!” After the dudes are done – they pretty much tell her NOT to say a word or it will be worse.

The next night – the bad dudes pretty much act like nothing has happened and bowl. NOW…little do these teenagers know…there’s a killer in the building…he wears a bowling bag to cover his face and has made these cool killing weapons out of the bowling stuff.

Now…if you’re into bloody, off the wall killings…GUTTERBALLS IS FOR YOU. I found the creativeness of the killer…pretty awesome. I don’t wanna give away too much…but…you ever wonder what two bowling balls could do to someone’s head? (LOL) How about – ‘DEATH BY 69’??? The movie’s UnRated…so…be ready. (LOL)

I give GUTTERBALLS…3 out of 5 POPCORNS!