on May 27th, 2011 | DVD REVIEWS

DIEner starts off with a guy talking to a waitress…then all of a sudden…he kills her with a metal hammer! He doesn’t stop there…he then kills the COOK. Right then and there…I’m thinking, “This might be good.” As he’s hiding the bodies in the ice cooler – two other people walk into the diner…wanting to get their grub on…little do they know – their server is a…SERIAL KILLER. Yep, this serial killer has been going around town and truck stops…killing people.

WOWWWW…this movie was bad. Like Really bad. Sorry to the director, actors, and everyone else…but…this movie was bad…AND…didn’t do zombies justice. YES people!! DIEner is a ZOMBIE movie…I had no idea it was when I queued it on Netflix…I thought it was a slasher flick. BUT…100% zombies.

I’m still trying to figure out HOW the zombies came around…I’m still lost. (LOL) But instead of you seeing this serial killer  - kill this couple. NOW – these three are forced to stay alive from the zombies. (well kind of) See – this serial killer’s kind of nuts…in a dark way. I’m still trying to figure out him as well. This whole movie was ‘boo boo wack’ and I stronger suggest you guys not waste your time with it…yes…I’m talking to all my zombie lovers as well. (LOL)

I give DIEner…1 out of 5 POPCORNS!