on August 28th, 2010 | MOVIE REVIEWS

Yes! My mom and aunt’s FIRST 3D movie…that’s too funny!
I personally enjoyed PIRANHA 3D…I knew exactly what I was walking into…BLOOD, BOOBS, AND MORE BLOOD AND BOOBS! People…this movie is nothing but fun.
No academy award winning performances here…so…remember that when you’re buying your movie ticket!

The movie starts off with a huge underwater earthquake that splits open the bottom of a lake…NOW…pay attention…once that crack opens up…under that…happens to be another underground lake…a prehistoric lake…with some prehistoric fish…fish with some serious attitude. Now…these cute, serious fish with an attitude – are hungry…HUNGRY FOR HUMAN FLESH!! (LOL) Sooo…this lake there in…well, it happens to be spring break…and what does that mean? FOOD…and lots of it!! Piranha 3D took me back to the old skool of blood, guts, and “T” and “A”. Be ready…cuz tha movie don’t play! The 3D’s in full affect!

(Guys – be ready for the underwater mermaids!) LOL

I give PIRANHA 3D…3 out of 5 POPCORNS!