Mike Movie Review: SLENDER MAN
Hmmmmmm well, I just finished watching SLENDER MAN.
Yeahhhh I’m sure it was fun to make this movie – I’m sure everyone involved is super cool but this one here…not really for me.
SLENDER MAN is about a group of girls who are best friends – one night while sitting around talking girl stuff and drinking vodka – they get the crazy idea to summon the Slender Man. (why would you wanna do this ladies? lol) After watching the summoning video (like The Ring) – they all start experiencing weird crap…hearing and seeing stuff…one by one the Slender Man visits their asses and snatches them from our world to do whatever he wants. (lol) I think most of the time he just kills them. (lol) I think. I got lost a couple of times.
Did I like it? Nah, not really. I really wanted to like it but nope. Fell short for me. Hell, was this even Rated R? I don’t even know. The whole Inception thing also dragged for me. The killings – nah, didn’t work for me.
Overall, I was pretty disappointed.
I give the SLENDER MAN a 1 out of 5.