Halloween Night

Mike ‘the movie guy’ DVD Review: Halloween Night

In this gory chiller based on real events, a teen’s Halloween bash is spoiled — but becomes eerily authentic — when lunatic Chris Vale escapes from an asylum and returns to his childhood home, which happens to be party central. WATCH TRAILER Ohhhhhh HALLOWEEN NIGHT. This was actually our ‘homework’

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The Brass Teapot

Mike ‘the movie guy’ DVD Review: The Brass Teapot

John and Alice live in small-town America—20s, married, very much in love, and broke. Once voted “most likely to succeed,” Alice struggles to make ends meet while her friends enjoy the good life. Her husband John, neurotic and riddled with phobias, just wants to get the bills paid. But an

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This American Journey

@ThisFunktional DVD Review: This American Journey

Review By Jesus Figueroa Actor Paul Blackthorne’s “This American Journey” crosses the country, from New York to California, stopping along the way to hear what the American citizens have to say about America. The human element of the documentary makes the topics of politics, religion and everything in between entertaining while

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@ThisFunktional DVD Review: My Name is A by Anonymous

 Review By Jesus Figueroa No scares and no story make “My Name is A by Anonymous” a bizarre movie that will quickly be forgotten. One of the worst things it does is use disorienting horror film tactics to force a feature film out of a story that lacks focus. There’s no

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Happy Feet 2

Mike ‘the movie guy’ DVD Review: Happy Feet 2

The sequel to the Academy Award winning animated smash hit, “Happy Feet Two” returns audiences to the magnificent landscape of Antarctica in superb 3D. Mumble, The Master of Tap, has a problem because his tiny son Erik is choreo-phobic. Reluctant to dance, Erik runs away and encounters The Mighty Sven

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Burlesque Assassins

@ThisFunktional DVD Review: Burlesque Assassins

  Review By Jesus Figueroa The funny and provocative “Burlesque Assassins” is nonsensical but funny. The story is filled with weird plot twist but it’s saved in terms with sensual burlesque acts. The team of Johnny Valentine, played by David A. aka Armitage shanks Crellin, Koko La Douce, plays herself, Bombshell

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Bad Ass

Mike ‘the movie guy’ DVD Review: Bad Ass

Decorated Vietnam hero Frank Vega returns home only to get shunned by society leaving him without a job or his high school sweetheart. It’s not until forty years later when an incident on a commuter bus (where he protects an elderly black man from a pair of skin heads) makes

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Mike ‘the movie guy’ iTunes Movie Review: Maniac

A 21st century Jack the Ripper set in the present day, MANIAC is a reboot of the cult film considered by many to be the most suspenseful slasher movie ever made. Frank (Elijah Wood, in a tour de force performance) is the withdrawn owner of a mannequin store, but his

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American Mary

Mike ‘the movie guy’ DVD Review: American Mary

“Twisted Twins” Jen and Sylvia Soska are back with their stunning follow-up to the indie hit Dead Hooker in a Trunk. AMERICAN MARY is the story of a medical student named Mary who is growing increasingly broke and disenchanted with medical school and the established doctors she once idolized. The

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Curse of Chucky

Mike ‘the movie guy’ DVD Review: Curse of Chucky

He’s back! From the filmmakers that brought you Chucky comes the terrifying return of the pint-sized doll possessed by the spirit of a notorious serial killer. When a mysterious package arrives at the house of Nica (Fiona Dourif, “True Blood”), she doesn’t give it much thought. However, after her mother’s

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Bad Milo

Mike ‘the movie guy’ iTunes Movie Review: Bad Milo

Duncan’s life is a real pain in the ass. Tormented by a manipulative, crooked boss, a nagging mother, a deadbeat new age dad, and a sweet, yet pressuring, wife, his mounting stress starts to trigger an insufferable gastrointestinal reaction. Out of ideas and at the end of his rope, Duncan

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Mike ‘the movie guy’ DVD Review: Parker

Jason Statham and Jennifer Lopez team up to get their cut in the crime thriller, PARKER, based on the series of bestselling novels by Donald E. Westlake. Parker (Jason Statham) is a professional thief who lives by a personal code of ethics: Don’t steal from people who can’t afford it

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The Purge

Mike ‘the movie guy’ DVD Review: The Purge

If on one night every year, you could commit any crime without facing consequences, what would you do? In The Purge, a speculative thriller that follows one family over the course of a single night, four people will be tested to see how far they will go to protect themselves

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