My DVD Review: ‘MAMA’

Guillermo del Toro presents Mama, a supernatural thriller that tells the haunting tale of two little girls who disappeared into the woods the day that their parents were killed. When they are rescued years later and begin a new life, they find that someone or something still wants to come

@ThisFunktional Review: Romeo Santos in “The King Stays King: Sold Out at Madison Square Garden”

Review By Jesus Figueroa Romeo Santos performs in the HBO special ” The King Stays King: Sold Out at Madison Square Garden” that includes many amazing Spanish hits and surprises. Great instrumentals accompany Romeo as he performs rhythmic Spanish songs that have the audiences cheering him on. The special includes small segments

@ThisFunktional Movie Review: ‘Somebody Up There Likes Me’

  Review By Jesus Figueroa The slow moving, largely sarcastic film “Somebody Up There Likes Me” has dark comedy set in the world of a highly unmotivated character. A strange intro sets the tempo of this bizarre story that has twist and turns not logically set forth. Each twist that is

My DVD Review: ‘Night of the Living Dead 3D: Re-Animation’

  In this 3D prequel to the 2006 cult hit, pyrophobic mortician Gerald Tovar, Jr. inherits the family mortuary and accidentally exposes hundreds of uncremated bodies to toxic medical waste. As the corpses re-animate, Gerald’s inheritance-seeking younger brother, Harold unexpectedly shows up and stumbles upon Gerald trying to keep the

My DVD Review: ‘The White Buffalo’

Wild Bill Hickok is haunted by his dreams of a giant white buffalo. So much that he travels the West to find the beast. Along the way, Hickok meets Crazy Horse, who is also searching the plains for the giant white buffalo, who has killed Crazy Horse’s daughter. Hickok and Crazy Horse

My DVD Review: ‘The Three Musketeers’

Based on Alexandre Dumas’ classic novel comes a big-screen action adventure update of The Three Musketeers, conceived and shot in state-of-the-art 3D. They are known as Porthos, Athos, and Aramis–three elite warriors who serve the King of France as his best Musketeers. After discovering an evil conspiracy to overthrow the

My DVD Review: Hesher

Loud music. Pornography. Burning stuff to the ground. These are a few of Hesher’s favorite things. And they are what Hesher (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) brings into the lives of 13-year-old TJ (Devin Brochu) and his father, Paul (Rainn Wilson) when he unexpectedly takes up residence in their garage uninvited. Told through

My DVD Review: ‘The American’

Academy Award winner George Clooney stars in the title role of this suspense thriller. As an assassin, Jack (played by Mr. Clooney) is constantly on the move and always alone. After a job in Sweden ends more harshly than expected for this American abroad, Jack retreats to the Italian countryside.

My DVD Review: Monster Brawl

This bone-rattling showdown staged as a pay-per-view event brings together some of filmdom’s most hideous creatures in a fight to the last freak. Among the horrifying combatants in the bloody competition are Cyclops, Frankenstein and Swamp Gut. WATCH TRAILER I checked out MONSTER BRAWL the other night. It was actually

@ThisFunktional Movie Review: ‘Citadel’

  Review By Jesus Figueroa A film that plays on the bizarre, “Citadel,” stumbles through a play on fears and strange concepts to develop a terrifying storyline. Although the story seems to be quite thought out the pacing of the film seems to drag as the majority of the essential information

My DVD Review: ‘Gabriel Iglesias: Aloha Fluffy – Live from Hawaii’

LIKE TO LAUGH?! Well…if you didn’t know – Gabriel Iglesias just released a new Comedy Central stand-up special. It was taped at the Hawaii Theatre Center in Honolulu and I actually made the time to watch it last night – and I gotta say…I laughed. I laughed hard. If you’re

My DVD Review: ‘Deadfall’

Siblings Addison (Eric Bana) and Liza (Olivia Wilde) are on the run from a casino heist gone wrong. When a car accident leaves their wheel man and a state trooper dead, they split up and make a run for the Canadian border in the worst of circumstances–a near whiteout blizzard.

My DVD Review: ‘Hold Your Breath’

A group of friends on a weekend camping trip find themselves being picked off one by one when one member of the group refuses to abide by the urban myth that you can breathe in evil spirits when passing cemeteries. WATCH TRAILER Checked out HOLD YOUR BREATH tonight on Netflix

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